Character Bio

For storyboarding class we were randomly assigned a character to write a music video for. I got Heino, which is some German singer who is an albino and bald. A bald albino German singer. Bowchicka ... no, just ... no.

Name: Heino
Favorite Food: Sardines
Favorite Hobby: Skinny Dipping
Biggest Fear: Goats
Favorite Place to Sleep: Under your bed
Lives: A cardboard box on a small island in the Pacific
Favorite TV Show: Dora the Explorer
Favorite Obnoxious Sound: Crying infants
Dominant trait: Albino
Grew up: In various foster homes across the globe.
Parents: Dad was in an insane asylum when Heino was born. His mother went to one soon after.
Best thing ever happened to him: Winning the lottery. Unfortunately, the money was all spent on one wig, which he lost.
Worst thing that ever happened to him: A freak accident involving radioactive tapioca pudding which eliminated his ability to grow hair.
Backstory: Heino was born into the family, to and . His father was put into an asylum for the act of , and was residing there when Heino was born. His mother was soon after sent to an asylum due to severe dillusions. Heino was left parentless, and sent to live in foster home after foster home. No single foster home could keep him, as his appearance (being an albino) frightened the other children. One foster home was located near a nuclear weapons testing facility, and some radioactive fallout landed in Heino's tapioca pudding, causing his head to burst into flame. He has never been able to grow hair since. Heino enjoyed singing in the shower, and would shower for the sole purpose of singing. After reaching the age of 18, he was on his own, but couldn't find work. He was found by a talent scout while singing loudly in the shower in a hotel room. Now he tours the world and fights alien zombies in his spare time.